Why I Hate Soccer

As a correlary to "Have You Met Ted," I must admit, tonight I ate ribs with one of my best friends from high school while watching the Bruins at a local sports bar.  Being "radically open" 24/7 is exhausting...

In the time I was at this bar tonight, Real Madrid managed to go up 1-0

Simultaneously, the Bruins lost 4-2, while the Rangers went up on the Penguins 5-2

That’s 13 scores to your 1 soccer.  As my interviewee stated today, “soccer is just failing 90% of the time”